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Transcript of Morality: Pressing Issues
Grand Theft Auto Radio
Xin: Next is Pressing Issues now hosted by the unusual Antagonist Ayano Katagiri.
Ayano Katagiri: Hai! In addition, welcome to Morality: Pressing Issues! Our Guests here our Maurice Chavez, Tommy Verceti and Sweet.
Maurice: Hey, I used to host this show!
Ayano Katagiri: True, But this is not VCPR amigo. It’s GTAR.
Maurice: I am not Mexican!
Ayano Katagiri: Oh.
Tommy Verceti: Can we get on with this? I have a drug shipment coming at 12:00 Pm.
Sweet: I gotta kick them Ballas now!
Ayano Katagiri: No prob homie.
Maurice: I want to host this show this is MY SHOW!
Ayano Katagiri: its GTAR’s Pressing Issues not VCPR’s!
Tommy: I will shut you up Maurice forever if you won’t stop.
Maurice: With what?
Tommy: *M60 Gun Cock* This Asshole!
Maurice: Holy Crap!
Sweet: Haha! I got a bigger gun than that Pasta Boy.
Tommy: Oh yeah?
Ayano Katagiri: Oh, goodie goodie these people are going to have a gunfight!
Maurice: I have no gun!
Ayano Katagiri: Get out there and go buy one at Ammu-Nation!
Tommy: Where is your gun you crappy Gangbanger?
Sweet: I can take you Italy Boy down with this here Magnum!
Maurice: I’m getting outta here!
Tommy: No way CHAVEZ! *Shotgun Fire*
Maurice: Good Lord!
Sweet: What the hell?
Maurice: I’m going through the window!
Tommy: Don’t push your luck CHAVEZ! *Multiple Gunshots from a M60*
- The sound of a windows shattering*
Supervisor: Hey Everyone Jack Howitzer!
Ayano Katagiri: Whoa!
Sweet: Hey pasta boy! Prepare to die! *Two gunshots from a magnum*
Tommy: Die Gangbanger! *Multiple Shots from an M60*
- Sound of a door breaking*
Sweet and Tommy: What the ****
Jack Howitzer: WELCOME TO THE LAND OF FREEDOM BITCHES!!!
Tommy: Not this Idiot!
Sweet: Oh. Shit!
Jack Howitzer: ARRRRRRGGHHHHHHH! *MULTIPLE GUNSHOTS FROM A MILITARY RIFLE*
- Sound of windows shattering*
Ayano Katagiri: Let’s take a break for a moment with our sponsors...
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Narrator: Now back to Pressing Issues with Ayano Katagiri.
Tommy: I’m outta bullets for this M60! No worries *Gunshots from a Sub Machine Gun*
Sweet: Bring it on Pasta boy! *Gunshots from a Magnum*
Jack Howitzer: I CAN TAKE YOU ALL ON!!! *Multiple Gunshots from a Military Rifle*
Ayano Katagiri: Um... Welcome back to Morality: Pressing Issues... With-
- Sound of a door breaking*
Jack Howitzer: What the?
Maurice: DIE! *Multiple Gunshots from a Machine Gun Followed by an Explosion*
Ayano Katagiri: That’s all for *Gunshots* See you again next *gunshots* Bai! *Explosion*
Narrator: That was Morality proving why the American’s are so respected culturally around the world. *Gunshots from a Machine Gun followed by an Explosion*
Niko Bellic: This is Entertaining America, A news broadcast that ruined most of the hosts’ life just because of doing this. In addition, here is your host Ayano Katagiri. For our special quick episode.
Ayano Katagiri: Hello and Welcome to Entertaining America with me Ayano Katagiri! We have our guest who has killed the first host of the show and attacked my show Jack Howitzer.
Jack: WHERE IS THE BRIT’S!?
Ayano Katagiri: Helloooooo, you are in America!
Jack: Oh, Yeah.
Ayano Katagiri: Your “Special Needs Cop” Movie had the Mothers Rallying against you through I liked that movie...
Jack: Thank you. Wait how old are you?
Ayano Katagiri: Reset 12 why?
Jack: Little Lacy Surprise?
Ayano Katagiri: Nope, Cannot do that I will be considered Moe despite the fact I am uniquely unusually based on a Male character... if that happens. Thus ruining this wiki’s reputation.
Niko Bellic: What wiki?
Ayano Katagiri: ...You are better off not knowing it...
Jack: You do not support my sponsors then you must DIE!
Ayano Katagiri: Oh, Great Am I Billy Dexter #2?
Jack: Wear em!
Ayano Katagiri: Psychopaths... You can never have enough of them...
Jack: Wear em or Die!
Ayano Katagiri: Yeah you wish! Sides you got no gun!
Jack: Oh yeah? *Pistol gun cock*
Ayano Katagiri: You had a gun in your underpants... Real classic...
Jack: WEAR EMMMM!
Director: Jack calm down!
Jack: I SAID WEAR EM!!! *PULLS OUR A SHOTGUN* WEAR EM!!!
Director: CALL THE LCPD HE’S GOT A PROP!!!!
The scene cuts to Niko Bellic pointing a gun to Jack Howitzer
Ayano Katagiri: Sucker! I knew this would happen! Thanks Niko!
Niko Bellic: No, Ayano thank you.
Roman Bellic: That was the Quick preview of Entertaining America and this is GTAR, Grand Theft Auto Radio... Where crime is a common word... Up next is “GTANN” Hosted by Plenair, Claude Speed and Xin.
Xin: Okay... I’m here at GTAR with a pair of mute characters... Let’s go to Liberty City to find out what is going on there Niko Bellic.
SFX- Police Siren
Xin: Um... Niko Bellic....
LCPD: Put your hands up! You’re arrested for Assault with a Deadly Weapon!
Niko Bellic: This is not a good way to treat a visitor in your country...
SFX- Gunshots from an AK-47
Little Jacob: Come on Niko!
Niko Bellic: I’m coming.
SFX- Car Door closing
SFX- Multiple Police Siren
Niko Bellic: You are not going to get me that easily.
SFX: Gunshots followed by an Explosion
Xin: Oh... Okay. That was Niko Bellic proving Liberty City is um... Next is Ayano Katagiri for San Andreas!
Sweet: Yo Big Bomb! Some noodle boy callin ya!
Xin: Big Bomb!?
Ayano Katagiri: Oh hey Xin! This is Big Bomb AKA Ayano Katagiri with the...
Carl Johnson: The most powerful gangsta’s of Los Santos the Grove man.
Grove Street Family: OH YEAH!!!
Xin: Wait... Big Bomb... Uh... Ayano you’re a member of the Grove Street Families?
Ayano Katagiri: Oh yeah homie!
Xin: Oh great... From Don to a Gangbanger... Well what’s your report?
Ayano Katagiri: Well we...
GSF OG’s: Yo Big Bomb say it like a Real Gangsta kay?
Ayano Katagiri: Okay back to you homie!
Xin: That is all for Grand Theft Auto News Network!
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