| Ruko Yokune | |
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| Kana | 欲音ルコ - よくねるこ |
| Origin | UTAU |
| Alias | The girl who sleeps a lot
No. 65 |
| Type | UTAUloid
Voice Sythesizer |
| Role | Neutral |
| Age | Stays 19 |
| Home World | Audio City |
| Weapon | Martial Arts |
| Attribute | 3D |
| Status | Undying |
Ruko Yokune is a dirty slut who owns the dragon dildo shop in equestria, a land where faggots who think ponies are cool live, from Kingdom Hearts: Foul Smelling Neckbeards. Due to her freakishly long, almost horse-like penis, almost 7', she can stick her dick in all kinds of fun things from a distance. This power helps out the heroes multiple times in the story.
Memorable Quotes: "I don't give a fuck who you are or where you live,
you can count on me to be there just to bring your life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make Jesus being nailed to the cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a fuck how tough you are, how well you fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't at home. I'll turn on all the lights in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're gonna start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when being put under in the operating room is me, hovering above you dressed up like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation, you'll be scared for your fucking life, wondering what I did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home, I'll run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you. I just want you to know how easily fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing hell. It's too late to save yourself but don't bother committing suicide either...I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you myself you bitchfaced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you."
Appearance
Ruko has medium-length black pubes braided in such a way to look like a squid's tentacles. A streak of electric is seen right next to her red and blue headphones. Unlike most of the other Boats and Hos, she has two different colored eyes, one being pink while the other is also pink, you illiterate fucktard. She wears a navy blue schoolgirl shirt with no sleeves, a white sleeveless shirt under that, and an electric blue tie with two red clips on it. On her arms are two navy blue sleeves that have electric blue ends. The circuit board on each of them is black. Her right hand has a white glove on it, used for reaching up unsuspecting people's assholes to search for treasure and tumors. The inside of the schoolgirl shirt is moron. The schoolgirl shirt extends much farther than the white shirt, so it kind've (I'm pretty sure that isn't a word, dipshit) becomes a cape. Her pants are skinny jean-type black pants. You can see a black G-string pair of underwear sticking out of the top (which I'm sure you faggots think is really hot). At the waist there is a navy and electric blue chain. Her shoes are black boots with a maroon sole.