The Merc with a Mouth
- "Doorknobs don't kill Heartless and/or Unversed, I Kill Heartless... and/or...ohhh screw this! My catchphrases aren't fun anymore now that Disney owns me!"
- "My babies, my beautiful yellow subtitles! How I've missed you, can't imagine how thrilled I am to see you here. I almost thought Square-Enix would never put you in!"
- (To Robin Hood on the 2nd Visit in Nottingham) "Ohh...green. I've got nothing against you personally, Robbie, but I just hate that color. I don't know why..."
- (To Sora on his first encounter with Praetor) "That guy...is really insane. I would know!"
- (Explaining to Sora why he should trust him) "You've probably guessed I'm not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree, and/or that I'm not squeaky clean as it were. I accept that, because we both know that Praetor and his little club are ten times scarier and crazier than me. I've done some bad stuff back on my own world, but for money. Praetor destroys worlds and experiments on innocent people & animals, even the cuddily ones, just for the fun of it!!
- (Singing to himself, while aiming and attempting to drop Carl Fredricksen's house on Maleficent) "The House began to twitch...the kitchen took a switch...it landed on the wicked witch in the middle of a...ha ha! GERONIMO!"
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