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Bully Parker
Bully Maguire headshot.jpg
Origin Spider Man 3 (2007)
Original Name Peter Parker
Alias Black Suit Spider Man
Symbiote Spider Man
Type Human (bonded with a symbiote)
Role Antagonist
Age 32 (consistent physical age)
Gender Male
Alignment Himself
Home World Earth-96283
Other residences New York
Attribute Black Symbiote
Status Alive
English Voice Tobey Maguire
Japanese Voice Toshiyuki Morikawa

Bully Maguire is an antagonistic alternate timeline counterpart of Earth-96283's version of Peter Parker[1].



Bully Maguire almost always dresses predominantly in black clothing, and his own variant of the Spider Man suit is no exception. He also possesses a slight "paunch."


As his name suggests, Bully Maguire is a confrontational, highly irresponsible and emotionally insensitive delinquent who remorselessly antagonizes anyone unfortunate enough to get even an inch on his bad side. His character is meant to be a symbolic insight into what the real Peter Parker, and by extension, (the real) Spider Man, of Earth-96283 would act like if he never discarded the symbiote that negatively influenced him before it was too late.

As one of the Four Horsemen in Kingdom Farts, Bully has a like/dislike relationship with Iron Man as his senior, often egging each other for their respective acts of irresponsibility(for example, Bully pointed out the Iron Man only saved the civilians caught up in the Staten Ferry Incident[2] because they were supporters of the Sokovia Accords, despite Bully having wantonly endangered both proponents and opponents of Iron Man's antagonistic "indulgences" in at least one skirmish with Sora and/or the South Park boys.)


  • bullying others
  • pizza
  • the color black
  • symbiotes
  • homophobic jokes
  • getting paid
  • getting laid
  • exaggerating the size of his "web shooter"
  • Mary Jane
  • Gwen Stacy
  • Juri Han
  • Ada Wong
  • Morrigan Aensland
  • James Brown
  • Missing the part where it was his problem


  • being responsible
  • his prime counterpart
  • Iron Ma(ji)n
  • Mr. Ditkovitch
  • Eddie Brock
  • J. Jonah Jameson and his smear campaign
  • paying rent[3]
  • fat chicks
  • sand
  • lizards
  • fire
  • sonics
  • Little Goblin Junior

Involvement in Marvel VS Super Sentai

Bully Maguire will be a bonus fighter utilizing a mostly identical moveset to the real Spider Man, but with his own victory animation and arcade mode ending (likely the infamous "Give me rent!" scene[3] from Spider Man 3).

He was at one point considered to make a surprise appearance in the endgame arc of the Marvel VS Toei Tokuverse anime, but will instead be one of the Four Horsemen in Kingdom Farts.

Powers and Abilities

Bully Maguire is one of the most powerful beings in the universe. He possesses presumably all of the same powers as the prime Spider Man, as well as awesome (or even near-godlike) strength, stamina and durability. But perhaps his most terrifying power is his mastery of emotional, psychological, and verbal abuse.

He also has the power to change hairstyle and clothing at will.


Bully is only shown to have one weakness, his vulnerable back.


  • "I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye!" - pre-battle quote
  • "Gonna cry?" - pre-battle quote
  • "I am really gonna enjoy this..." - pre-battle quote
  • "Take your hand off me. Now." - pre-battle quote
  • "That's a cute outfit! Did your husband give it to you?"[4] - pre-battle quote to most male opponents.
  • "I'd love to shoot you some time." - pre-battle quote, also used in romance situations
  • "I missed the part where that's my problem."
  • "Stings, doesn't it?"
  • "Now dig on this."
  • "You're trash!"
  • "Thanks, hot legs!" - after getting an assist from Juri, Ada, or Morrigan.
  • "Go flock yourself, feather face!" - to Gai Yuki
  • "See ya, chump!" - win quote
  • "Good riddance!" - win quote
  • "You want forgiveness? Get religion." - win quote

Musical Themes

"Funky Symbiote" is a mashup of the Spider Man 1960s cartoon theme and James Brown's "People Get Up and Drive Your Funky Soul", serving as Bully Maguire's character theme.

His battle theme is a metal remix of "Black Suited Spidey" in Spider Man 3, as originally scored by Christopher Young.


  • His frozen physical age is the same as Tobey Maguire's when Spider Man 3 was being filmed and released.
  • GokaiWhite describes Bully Maguire as being to Peter Parker what Sephiroth is to Cloud in Kingdom Hearts 2.
    • His newfound desire to incorporate Bully into Marvel VS Super Sentai somehow is largely influenced by Sephiroth's inclusion in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. If so, then Iron Majin may have something to do with Bully's destiny being altered.
      • Somewhat appropriately, Bully's (hypothetical) japanese voice in that game/anime is the same as Eddie Brock in Spider Man 3[5], and Sephiroth himself.
  • A particularly homophobic pre-battle quote of his is taken directly from the first Spider-Man movie of 2002[4].