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Bully Maguire
Bully Maguire headshot.jpg
Origin Spider Man 3 (2007)
Original Name Peter Parker
Alias Black Suit Spider Man
Symbiote Spider Man
Type Human (bonded with a symbiote)
Role Antagonist
Age 49 (as of his appearance in No Way Home)
Gender Male
Alignment Himself
Home World Earth-96283
Other residences New York
Attribute Black Symbiote
Status Alive
English Voice Tobey Maguire
Japanese Voice Toshiyuki Morikawa

Bully Maguire is an antagonistic alternate timeline counterpart of Earth-96283's version of Peter Parker[1].

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Appearance

Bully Maguire almost always dresses predominantly in black clothing, and his own variant of the Spider Man suit is no exception. He also possesses a slight "paunch."

Personality

As his name suggests, Bully Maguire is a confrontational, highly irresponsible and emotionally insensitive delinquent who remorselessly antagonizes anyone unfortunate enough to get even an inch on his bad side. His character is meant to be a symbolic insight into what the real Peter Parker, and by extension, (the real) Spider Man, of Earth-96283 would act like if he never discarded the symbiote that negatively influenced him before it was too late.

Likes

  • bullying others
  • pizza
  • the color black
  • symbiotes
  • homophobic jokes
  • getting paid
  • getting laid
  • exaggerating the size of his "web shooter"
  • Mary Jane
  • Gwen Stacy
  • Betty Brant
  • Juri Han
  • Ada Wong
  • Morrigan Aensland
  • James Brown
  • Uncle Ben
  • Aunt May
  • Missing the part where it was his problem
  • Getting his damn door fixed
  • Staff job (double the money)
  • milk and cookies with nuts in them
  • Evil Dancing
  • finger guns
  • Being bad, as it "makes him happy"

Dislikes

  • being responsible
  • his prime counterpart
  • Iron Ma(ji)n
  • Mr. Ditkovitch
  • Eddie Brock
  • Flash Thompson
  • J. Jonah Jameson and his smear campaign
  • paying rent[2]
  • fat chicks
  • sand
  • lizards
  • fire
  • sonics
  • Little Goblin Junior
  • The damn faulty door to his room
  • Breaking his back

Involvement in Marvel VS Super Sentai

Bully Maguire will be a bonus fighter utilizing a mostly identical moveset to the real Spider Man, but with his own victory animation and arcade mode ending (likely the infamous "Give me rent!" scene[2] from Spider Man 3).

According to GokaiWhite, Bully is also aware of Iron Majin(or at least his possession of the corresponding Tony Stark), as he once claimed that Iron Man only saved the civilians caught up in the Staten Ferry Incident[3] because they were supporters of the Sokovia Accords, despite Bully wantonly endangering both "innocent" and "guilty" alike.

Powers and Abilities

Bully Maguire is one of the most powerful beings in the universe. He possesses presumably all of the same powers as the prime Spider Man, as well as awesome (or even near-godlike) strength, stamina and durability. But perhaps his most terrifying power is his mastery of emotional, psychological, and verbal abuse. He also has an unlimited supply of dirt which he uses to blind his oppenents and in most situations, they are fatal.

He also has the power to change hairstyle and clothing at will. He is also shown to be able to traverse the Multiverse at will in order to pick on new victims.

No projectiles, or magic works on Bully Maguire, he just grabs it with a web and throws it back. You are forced to get up close and personal with this fight, and drive that funky soul.

When he no need to used in conjunction without Sling Ring to create a portal to the other universe. For example in Sing 2 (2021), when Jimmy Crystal trying to kill Buster Moon, Bully Maguire enters to that universe to save Buster Moon and then Maguire throws Jimmy Crystal from the top of the building.

Weaknesses

Bully is only shown to have one weakness, his vulnerable back.

Quotes

  • "I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye!" - pre-battle quote
  • "Look at little Goblin Junior. Gonna cry?" - pre-battle and after battle quote
  • "I am really gonna enjoy this..." - pre-battle quote
  • "Take your hand off me. Now." - pre-battle quote
  • "Who am I? You sure you want to know?" - pre-battle quote.
  • "Sorry I'm late, it's a Jungle out there. - pre-battle quote.
  • "I don't wanna fight you Flash." - pre-battle quote to Flash Thompson.
  • "That's a cute outfit! Did your husband give it to you?"[4] - pre-battle quote to most male opponents
  • "I'd love to shoot you some time." - pre-battle quote, also used in romance situations
  • "I missed the part where that's my problem."
  • "Stings, doesn't it?"
  • "Now dig on this." - pre-epic move quote
  • "You're trash!"
  • "Something's different, I'll figure it out, stop lecturing me, please!" - after losing a battle
  • "I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries." - win quote
  • "Thanks, hot legs!" - after getting an assist from Juri, Ada, or Morrigan
  • "Go flock yourself, feather face!" - to Gai Yuki
  • "See ya, chump!" - win quote
  • "Good riddance!" - win quote
  • "You want forgiveness? Get religion." - win quote
  • "Fly!" - to web
  • "How'd that get in there?"
  • "My back... Oh, my back!"
  • "Shazam!"
  • "Up up and away web!"
  • "Staff job. Double the money."
  • "Got any with nuts in them? Go make me some!"
  • "Get me some milk."
  • "He despised you. You were an embarassment to him." - pre-finishing move quote
  • "You'll get you your rent when you fix this damn door!" - pre-battle quote
  • "You should've thought of that earlier."
  • "I never thought he'd really do that!"
  • "You got my name wrong!"
  • "This is something else!" - when he gets the black venom suit
  • "We always have a choice, you had a choice when you killed my Uncle." - when one of his allies dies
  • "Work out, plenty of rest. You know, eat your green vegetables." - win quote
  • "What about my Uncle? Did you give him a chance?! Did you?!" - when one of his allies dies
  • "A hundred bucks? The ad said three thousand." - levelling up quote.
  • "I can't see! there are cars in the way motherf*ker!" - death quote (KH1 not KH2)

Musical Themes

"Funky Symbiote" is a mashup of the Spider Man 1960s cartoon theme and James Brown's "People Get Up and Drive Your Funky Soul", serving as Bully Maguire's character theme.

His battle theme is a metal remix of "Black Suited Spidey" in Spider Man 3, as originally scored by Christopher Young.

”People Get Up and Drive Your Funky Soul.” Optimal timestamp: 4:10.

Trivia

  • His frozen physical age is the same as Tobey Maguire's when Spider Man 3 was being filmed and released.
  • GokaiWhite describes Bully Maguire as being to Peter Parker what Sephiroth is to Cloud in Kingdom Hearts 2.
    • His newfound desire to incorporate Bully into Marvel VS Super Sentai somehow is largely influenced by Sephiroth's inclusion in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. If so, then Iron Majin may have something to do with Bully's destiny being altered.
      • Somewhat appropriately, Bully's (hypothetical) japanese voice in that game/anime is the same as Eddie Brock in Spider Man 3[5], and Sephiroth himself.
  • A particularly homophobic pre-battle quote of his is taken directly from the first Spider-Man movie of 2002[4].
  • His original Japanese name, unlocalised, roughly translates to: "Misogynist Parker", this was changed due to the ESRB's demands
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