McChuckles Jones



McChuckles Jones is actually Kirito but from an alternate reality where Asuna was black so he decided to log out and fucking die.

After his arrival at the realm of Hades he was forced to fight Sora in the tournament but the fact that he turned into an asexual pansexual genderqueer daddy's grrrl hindered him(her, female) in such a way that all of his (her, daddy's grrrl) combat capabilities became dormant.

This fight ended with Kirito (xer, xhe changed genders because xhe was bored) absolutely demolished which further hurt it's (transexual with no penos) pride. The power of darkness took a hold of Chuckle's heart, turning it into a vietnamese lawyer with down syndrome.