Lucky News! Episode 1 Season 2

Ayano Katagiri: Hey guys! Welcome to the latest series of Lucky News! Only on Lucky TV! Our hosts are Priere, December, Cream and Niko Bellic! Today on the show, we talk about the creation of Kingdom Hearts Legacy, KHF’s Anniversary and we go to the news! Welcome to Lucky News!

Background Music- First Three Sentences of “Lucky Star’s OP”

Priere: Awkward, I do not understand thy language, nor to I hath an article...

December: I do not have an article either...

Cream: Yeah, yeah, so what if we don’t have an article? I’m another recurring character from Remnant!

Ayano: Okay... So um.. How long do you think Kingdom Hearts Legacy will take to be completed?

Niko Bellic: I doubt it. Maybe once the creator arrives.

Priere: Another Year?

December: 20 Years.

Cream: 100?

Ayano: So um... Bottom line, It’s never gonna be finished?

Cream: Keyblader is takin too long! I’ll just wait for Blooms to be finished... Completely!

Priere: I’ll just wait for my series to be created...

December: Me too...

Cream: Crap, if they will just take like, forever why should I care!?

Ayano Katagiri: Kay, let’s take some callers!

Caller: yo, I can’t still join it.

Ayano Katagiri: Niko!

Niko Bellic Hangs up the phone

Ayano Katagiri: ... Next caller...

4chan user: Hello /c/ we will attack your station using a bushmaster riffle, a government issue M1 and two pipe bombs.

Cream: 4chaaaaaaaan! Agains.

Ayano Katagiri: Hahaha! Nice one!

4chan: No, /c/ I’m serious.

Ayano Katagiri: Yeah, next caller!

SFX- Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up

Ayano Katagiri: Hahaha! I hated that song haha!

Niko Bellic: Next Caller!

???: ...

Ayano Katagiri: Oh hey Michael!

Michael Myers: ...

Ayano Katagiri: Yeah, I know whatcha mean...

Michael Myers: ...

Ayano Katagiri: Oh, okay, call again Michael!

Niko Bellic: ...?

Cream: Um...

Priere: He hath not spoken thy word...

December: Yet, Katagiri still understood him...

Ayano: Yup! Neeways! Here is our next topic-

Door Breaks

Benevolence: Hey Ayano, whatcha doing on my show?

Ayano Katagiri: Um... Hey Benevolence!

Benevolence: Whats goin on?

Malevolence: ...Um...

Benevolence: Whats going on here!? And why are the future characters on Malevolence’s fanon here?!

Priere: ...We were invited.

Cream: Yeah! So like... When is my Series?

Benevolence: Producer-san!

User: Malevolence Crystalised: ...November I guess...

Episode ends