User blog:Malevolence Crystalised/MALEVOLENCE!!!!! (Another Random Rants Skit)

''' AGAIN DO NOT GET OFFENDED AND DONT START LOVING BRIDGET! IM NOT REFERENCING YOU. YEAH YOU! '''

'''Admin: You've been inactve! You're a Moderator now! You need to BE Active!'''

Malevolence: Wan't me to die? I'm sick you retard, and I'm making a manual and a Non-Related-to-Kingdom-Hearts-Skit. Now... How about you die in peace?

Admin: Don't you respect me?!

Malevolence: Of Course!

Admin: Really!?

Malevolence: Not.

Admin: I'm going to get you De-Modded!

Malevolence: Mmkay. I don't really care.

Admin: Why?

Malevolence:I might make you cry.

Admin: WHAT?

Malevolence: Geez, I'm Malevolence Crystalised. If I get de-modded then why will I cry about it? I'm okay with it. Sides. I'm the only Asian Timed Moderator. >.= Since most of you live or lives near America.

Admin: Making you the only...

Malevolence: You guessed it idiot.

Admin: SONOFAWHATTHESTICKITINOMGBBQ! Which means...?

Malevolence: Yep.

Admin: YOURE THE ONLY ASIAN MODERATOR!

Malevolence: Maybe.

Admin 2: Who cares! We'll find another one!

Admin: Oh yeah!

Malevolence: Who Zach? He's the only option you got.

Admin 2: We'll get a new one!

Malevolence: Don't think bout it retard. Later, it's the Filipino that made the i love you virus. So stop crying and Loving Bridget from Guilty Gear ( Even through he is cute!) and get use to it!

Admin: We won't let you become a Moderator!

Admin 2: Yeah!

Malevolence: Whatcha' gonna do? Combine your powers to defeat me?

Admin: That's what I'll Do!

Admin 2: ADMINS COMBINE!

-Malevolence turns her back on the Admins-

Malevolence: *Facepalm* =,= Retards... Oh, If you. Yeah, you. The human lifeform of year 2010 is looking at this blog post now, stop your crying and whining about how "Offensive" was this and look at this in a different picture. However, YOU MAY COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS AFTER 2010 Thank you. The Next comedy series will be out soon see you then. I ho-

Ban Power Ranger: Hey you!

Malevolence: Oh boy...

Ban Power Ranger: We come here to defeat you!

Malevolence: OK. Rider Change. Kamen Rider Rollback!