Transcript of Grand Theft Auto Radio

Grand Theft Auto Radio
Xin: Next is Pressing Issues now hosted by the unusual Antagonist Ayano Katagiri.

Ayano Katagiri: Hai! In addition, welcome to Morality: Pressing Issues! Our Guests here our Maurice Chavez, Tommy Verceti and Sweet.

Maurice: Hey, I used to host this show!

Ayano Katagiri: True, But this is not VCPR amigo. It’s GTAR.

Maurice: I am not Mexican!

Ayano Katagiri: Oh.

Tommy Verceti: Can we get on with this? I have a drug shipment coming at 12:00 Pm.

Sweet: I gotta kick them Ballas now!

Ayano Katagiri: No prob homie.

Maurice: I want to host this show this is MY SHOW!

Ayano Katagiri: its GTAR’s Pressing Issues not VCPR’s!

Tommy: I will shut you up Maurice forever if you won’t stop.

Maurice: With what?

Tommy: *M60 Gun Cock* This Asshole!

Maurice: Holy Crap!

Sweet: Haha! I got a bigger gun than that Pasta Boy.

Tommy: Oh yeah?

Ayano Katagiri: Oh, goodie goodie these people are going to have a gunfight!

Maurice: I have no gun!

Ayano Katagiri: Get out there and go buy one at Ammu-Nation!

Maurice: What!?

Tommy: Where is your gun you crappy Gangbanger?

Sweet: I can take you Italy Boy down with this here Magnum!

Maurice: I’m getting outta here!

Tommy: No way CHAVEZ! *Shotgun Fire*

Maurice: Good Lord!

Sweet: What the hell?

Maurice: I’m going through the window!

Tommy: Don’t push your luck CHAVEZ! *Multiple Gunshots from a M60*


 * The sound of a windows shattering*

Maurice: Freedom!

Supervisor: Hey Everyone Jack Howitzer!

Ayano Katagiri: Whoa!

Sweet: Hey pasta boy! Prepare to die! *Two gunshots from a magnum*

Tommy: Die Gangbanger! *Multiple Shots from an M60*


 * Sound of a door breaking*

Sweet and Tommy: What the ****

Jack Howitzer: WELCOME TO THE LAND OF FREEDOM BITCHES!!!

Tommy: Not this Idiot!

Sweet: Oh. Shit!

Jack Howitzer: ARRRRRRGGHHHHHHH! *MULTIPLE GUNSHOTS FROM A MILITARY RIFLE*


 * Sound of windows shattering*

Ayano Katagiri: Let’s take a break for a moment with our sponsors...

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Narrator: Now back to Pressing Issues with Ayano Katagiri.

Tommy: I’m outta bullets for this M60! No worries *Gunshots from a Sub Machine Gun*

Sweet: Bring it on Pasta boy! *Gunshots from a Magnum*

Jack Howitzer: I CAN TAKE YOU ALL ON!!! *Multiple Gunshots from a Military Rifle*

Ayano Katagiri: Um... Welcome back to Morality: Pressing Issues... With-


 * Sound of a door breaking*

Jack Howitzer: What the?

Maurice: DIE! *Multiple Gunshots from a Machine Gun Followed by an Explosion*

Ayano Katagiri: That’s all for *Gunshots* See you again next *gunshots* Bai! *Explosion*

Narrator: That was Morality proving why the American’s are so respected culturally around the world. *Gunshots from a Machine Gun followed by an Explosion*

Niko Bellic: This is Entertaining America, A news broadcast that ruined most of the hosts’ life just because of doing this. In addition, here is your host Ayano Katagiri. For our special quick episode.

Ayano Katagiri: Hello and Welcome to Entertaining America with me Ayano Katagiri! We have our guest who has killed the first host of the show and attacked my show Jack Howitzer.

Jack: WHERE IS THE BRIT’S!?

Ayano Katagiri: Helloooooo, you are in America!

Jack: Oh, Yeah.

Ayano Katagiri: Your “Special Needs Cop” Movie had the Mothers Rallying against you through I liked that movie...

Jack: Thank you. Wait how old are you?

Ayano Katagiri: Reset 12 why?

Jack: Little Lacy Surprise?

Ayano Katagiri: Nope, Cannot do that I will be considered Moe despite the fact I am uniquely unusually based on a Male character... if that happens. Thus ruining this wiki’s reputation.

Niko Bellic: What wiki?

Ayano Katagiri: ...You are better off not knowing it...

Jack: You do not support my sponsors then you must DIE!

Ayano Katagiri: Oh, Great Am I Billy Dexter #2?

Jack: Wear em!

Ayano Katagiri: Psychopaths... You can never have enough of them...

Jack: Wear em or Die!

Ayano Katagiri: Yeah you wish! Sides you got no gun!

Jack: Oh yeah? *Pistol gun cock*

Ayano Katagiri: You had a gun in your underpants... Real classic...

Jack: WEAR EMMMM!

Director: Jack calm down!

Jack: I SAID WEAR EM!!! *PULLS OUR A SHOTGUN* WEAR EM!!!

Director: CALL THE LCPD HE’S GOT A PROP!!!!

Everyone: *SCREAM*

The scene cuts to Niko Bellic pointing a gun to Jack Howitzer


 * Gunshot*

Ayano Katagiri: Sucker! I knew this would happen! Thanks Niko!

Niko Bellic: No, Ayano thank you.

Roman Bellic: That was the Quick preview of Entertaining America and this is GTAR, Grand Theft Auto Radio... Where crime is a common word... Up next is “GTANN” Hosted by Plenair, Claude Speed and Xin.

Xin: Okay... I’m here at GTAR with a pair of mute characters... Let’s go to Liberty City to find out what is going on there Niko Bellic.

SFX- Police Siren

Xin: Um... Niko Bellic....

LCPD: Put your hands up! You’re arrested for Assault with a Deadly Weapon!

Niko Bellic: This is not a good way to treat a visitor in your country...

SFX- Gunshots from an AK-47

Little Jacob: Come on Niko!

Niko Bellic: I’m coming.

SFX- Car Door closing

SFX- Multiple Police Siren

Niko Bellic: You are not going to get me that easily.

SFX: Gunshots followed by an Explosion

Xin: Oh... Okay. That was Niko Bellic proving Liberty City is um... Next is Ayano Katagiri for San Andreas!

Sweet: Yo Big Bomb! Some noodle boy callin ya!

Xin: Big Bomb!?

Ayano Katagiri: Oh hey Xin! This is Big Bomb AKA Ayano Katagiri with the...

Carl Johnson: The most powerful gangsta’s of Los Santos the Grove man.

Grove Street Family: OH YEAH!!!

Xin: Wait... Big Bomb... Uh... Ayano you’re a member of the Grove Street Families?

Ayano Katagiri: Oh yeah homie!

Xin: Oh great... From Don to a Gangbanger... Well what’s your report?

Ayano Katagiri: Well we...

GSF OG’s: Yo Big Bomb say it like a Real Gangsta kay?

Ayano Katagiri: Okay back to you homie!

Xin: That is all for Grand Theft Auto News Network!

Credits

 * Meteor922 from another website for transcript creation
 * My Uncle for grammar correction.