User blog comment:MechaUltimaZero/Hrm.../@comment-1324884-20100430123359

Oh, and on Ribbon's comment that we're all brothers or sisters in one way or another, I'm not human... I'm actually a giant, bipedal lizard. Hence why I use the phrase "lend a claw" instead of "lend a hand". I'm 7'4, around 800 lbs or so, and covered in shiny forest-green scales. I also need an armor-plated keyboard in order not to crush it when typing.