Grand Theft Auto Radio

 This contains sentences that are inappropreate for children Parental Guidnace is not needed ^.^  Grand Theft Auto Radio or simply GTAR is the first Radio Station during the Creation of The Final Remnant.

Grand Theft Auto Radio
Xin: Next is Pressing Issues now hosted by the unusual Antagonist Ayano Katagiri.

Ayano Katagiri: Hai! In addition, welcome to Morality: Pressing Issues! Our Guests here our Maurice Chavez, Tommy Verceti and Sweet.

Maurice: Hey, I used to host this show!

Ayano Katagiri: True, But this is not VCPR amigo. It’s GTAR.

Maurice: I am not Mexican!

Ayano Katagiri: Oh.

Tommy Verceti: Can we get on with this? I have a drug shipment coming at 12:00 Pm.

Sweet: I gotta kick them Ballas now!

Ayano Katagiri: No prob homie.

Maurice: I want to host this show this is MY SHOW!

Ayano Katagiri: its GTAR’s Pressing Issues not VCPR’s!

Tommy: I will shut you up Maurice forever if you won’t stop.

Maurice: With what?

Tommy: *M60 Gun Cock* This Asshole!

Maurice: Holy Crap!

Sweet: Haha! I got a bigger gun than that Pasta Boy.

Tommy: Oh yeah?

Ayano Katagiri: Oh, goodie goodie these people are going to have a gunfight!

Maurice: I have no gun!

Ayano Katagiri: Get out there and go buy one at Ammu-Nation!

Maurice: What!?

Tommy: Where is your gun you crappy Gangbanger?

Sweet: I can take you Italy Boy down with this here Magnum!

Maurice: I’m getting outta here!

Tommy: No way CHAVEZ! *Shotgun Fire*

Maurice: Good Lord!

Sweet: What the hell?

Maurice: I’m going through the window!

Tommy: Don’t push your luck CHAVEZ! *Multiple Gunshots from a M60*


 * The sound of a windows shattering*

Maurice: Freedom!

Supervisor: Hey Everyone Jack Howitzer!

Ayano Katagiri: Whoa!

Sweet: Hey pasta boy! Prepare to die! *Two gunshots from a magnum*

Tommy: Die Gangbanger! *Multiple Shots from an M60*


 * Sound of a door breaking*

Sweet and Tommy: What the ****

Jack Howitzer: WELCOME TO THE LAND OF FREEDOM BITCHES!!!

Tommy: Not this Idiot!

Sweet: Oh. Shit!

Jack Howitzer: ARRRRRRGGHHHHHHH! *MULTIPLE GUNSHOTS FROM A MILITARY RIFLE*


 * Sound of windows shattering*

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Narrator: Now back to Pressing Issues with Ayano Katagiri.

Tommy: I’m outta bullets for this M60! No worries *Gunshots from a Sub Machine Gun*

Sweet: Bring it on Pasta boy! *Gunshots from a Magnum*

Jack Howitzer: I CAN TAKE YOU ALL ON!!! *Multiple Gunshots from a Military Rifle*

Ayano Katagiri: Um... Welcome back to Morality: Pressing Issues... With-


 * Sound of a door breaking*

Jack Howitzer: What the?

Maurice: DIE! *Multiple Gunshots from a Machine Gun Followed by an Explosion*

Ayano Katagiri: That’s all for *Gunshots* See you again next *gunshots* Bai! *Explosion*

Narrator: That was Morality proving why the American’s are so respected culturally around the world. *Gunshots from a Machine Gun followed by an Explosion*

Credits

 * Meteor922 from another website for transcript creation
 * My Uncle for grammar correction.