User:Terra Malheur/Jokes and Stuff

NOTE: This is more of Transcripts. But still, enjoy! I only made this for Kingdom Hearts: Symphony.

Story 1: Cellphone

Marluxia is talking with his cellphone.

Xigbar: Hey Marly! Can i borrow your cellphone for a minute?

Marluxia: Ok...

Marluxia: Catch it! *Tosses cellphoe to Xigbar*

And its about... 50 kgs!

Xigbar: *Cellphone landed on his face* Ahhh!!!!

Story 2: Larxene hates Kigurumi

Larxene and Axel are on the computer, and Larxene is watching her own video (she's is a christmas costume)

Larxene: You have got to be kidding me... I can't believe that i would do this Kigurumi Crap. I mean, what was i thinking? Right Axel? Uh Axel?

Axel: *Watch the same thing, with heart-shaped eyes* WHY CAN'T YOU BE SEXY LIKE HER?!?

Larxene: *Hits Axel with her Foundre* GRAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Larxene (As C.C.) is holding a candy cane.

Axel: Oh yeah... Show me that candy cane, Larxene~!

Larxene keeps on stomping him... Poor Axel :P

Story 3: Fighting Game

Riku: Forgive me.

Kairi: *Abortion Punch* LIKE HELL!!!

Kairi: *Bitch-Slap* You walk in here like a gentleman and pretend that NOTHING HAPPENED?!?

Riku: I can't stomach this!

Kairi: *Shoryuken* Don't think i'm that easy! I... HATE YOU!

7-HIT SUPER COMBO! KAIRI WINS!

Kairi: *Chun-Li Pose* Yatta!

Seriously... Street Fighter reference? Whatever.

Story 4: Farewell?

It show Axel and Larxene kissing (Actually... This scene was pretty much designed to be tragic. LArxene realizing She's in love with him, and Axel won't say anything. He knew no matter what he'd say she might follow him. He needed her to be against him. Wait... Code Geass Reference?) Hey Marly... LOL no.